Write your fears down on a piece of paper. Fold it into a pirate hat, put it on your head. There, now you're a pirate [with] no fear.

Diary Dates | Interactive: March 8-12, 2013 | Film: March 8-16, 2013 | Music: 12-17, 2013 | Austin Weather

Things to do if you are still at SXSW

Go home.

Really, go home.